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CUOZZO....TELEFONO CASA

The mobile telephone is considered more than an accessory cuozzo from which you can not do without. He is not used for its primary purpose, or call, but is almost always used to take pictures

• mates while beating or even while showing their love (you hit!), or even when they have just "styled" the header from the barber.
• making videos when they go to dance or stand during the most striking
• listening to music (possibly neomelodica) anytime, anywhere ... even on the way!
• exchange files (possibly porn) via bluetooth (blùdutt)

The first models of mobile phones are used by the now legendary cuozzo motorola star tack (stattackk), Samsung (samsugh) model washing machine or the first color models, for then get the model ultra-technology that also shine in the distance thanks to the two screens, which allow a much higher cuozzo its brightness (see theorem gloss).
Now the phone model more common among all types of Cuozzo and certainly the ... MOTOROLA VRAZOR 3 variants available in black (most popular), fuchsia (preferred by vrenzole) or d & g gold (Motorola Torat) (more widespread among chiattilli).
This was the apotheosis of the phones because it combines well with the color of "sivver torata" allowing him to "fire a greater number of poses."

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RISPOSTE AI LETTORI

First a big thank you to all readers ... Cuozzo and not! especially those who have linked their blog that "advertise" and leave comments, thanks to you we got a thousand hits! and now we aim to ten thousand: p.
We hope to have made you laugh and maybe make a few have made you reflect on the situation in which we live! However we will always continue in our work and invite you to contact us via our MSN account. We would also like to point out

for all those who took it too seriously this blog: we do not judge anyone, ours is also a caricature of reality that surrounds us, despite our studies are scientifically proven and supported by most of our audience.
For those that are reflected the stereotype described by us: we would say that is not enough to be one or more particular Cuozzo but what really distinguishes them is how to think and act (crude, violent and selfish, not yet in-depth features cuozzo) which are less suitable a civil society.

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LAUREA IN "CUOZZOLOGIA"

To get a degree in "Cuozzologia" must overcome a series of tests and earn a reputation on our blog, the main steps to become "Cuozzologi" are as follows:

" Apprentice"
A simple blog reader aware of the phenomenon of Cuozzo has the basis to recognize examples of this species.

Requirements: pass a test of five simple questions that svolgarà "real time" on msn. (Add in the contacts of msn for more details on the test)

" Contributor "

person with above average skills with a passion for the study of "Cuozzologia" interested in cooperation with the ACN

Requirements: pass a written examination (write an article) and oral (on msn).

" Researcher "
the researcher is a professional who participates actively in the studies ACN with new discoveries and theories in order to deepen this knowledge.

Requirements: s i must have developed a new theory is valid for the ACN or discover new features and / or behavior of the subject under consideration.

" Cuozzologo "
Cuozzologi official member of the Neapolitans, the "Cuozzologo" is a person with vast knowledge in the field of "Cuozzologia" elected unanimously by members of the same


NOTE: To make the exams please contact us at: ilcuozzo@hotmail.it

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IL BARBIERE

key part of her look, the hair is one of the things that keeps cuozzo more, he will treat me in a manic and this goes to the barber at least once a week.
The barber is in fact one of the places where worship for Cuozzo often gather in the afternoon to talk about football or discuss what to do for the evening, all decorated with background music composed by their favorite songs (see cuozzomusic ).
If you do not need special treatment Cuozzo goes to the barber shop just for minor adjustments, as the base ("Major accuncià Block") or to fix the beard, the barber is in fact the best friend Cuozzo, and is one of the people you trust most.
cuts of "hair" that they prefer are very different and the laws governing their hair are described by the theorem of Fon-Wax:

The hair needs to challenge the strength of winds and gravity, remaining unchanged until return home.

The corollary also states that a cuozzo can not leave the house if the hair is styled, in fact you'll never find a cuozzo with uncombed hair, a maximum limit itself to short hair cuts that make it easy and sometimes override this problem.

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CUOZZOMUSIC


Music is very important in the life of a Cuozzo, and it always with him during his typical day, the musical genres that he knows are: neomelodico Neapolitan house (Auss), heard in different contexts. The

neomelodico absolute favorite is the kind of common and tamarri vulgaris, the most important artists are Alex and Raphael, taken from their "idols" and are the precursors of the mode of Cuozzo (remember the case of timberland that has been revived by Raphael ).
The main theme is love, the absurd stories told in these songs are about love gone, sex and infidelity, but there are alternative texts such as' or fugitive Tommy Riccio.
This kind of music fits into any environment, even with the release dei telefonini con lettore mp3 questa viene riprodotta nei luoghi più impensabili, in autobus metropolitane in strada o sul motorino!, è inoltre un'ottima arma per le posteggie e per i momenti più intimi con la ragazza.
Per farvi un'idea dello squallore di questi cantanti basta che vi sintonizzate con l'emittente televisiva TLC (TeLeCuozzo) la quale trasmette in continuazione aspiranti cantanti neomelodici, potete anche sentire le telefonate che arrivano dalle ragazze per complimentarsi della "freschezza" dell'artista di turno e non delle sue doti canore, inoltre potrete ammirare le magnifiche performance di danza eseguite in diretta! senza aver provato alcuna coreografia.

La house (auss) invece è la musica preferita dal chiattillo e viene ascoltata in auto il sabato sera come riscaldamento prima di andare in discoteca, il cuozzo in genere l'ascolta in compagnia ma spesso anche da solo al mattino presto per svegliarsi, questa musica può generare nel momento clou la cosiddetta "capata" che per il cuozzo è il termine basilare per il giudizio di tale musica.

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TEOREMI FONDAMENTALI DELLA CUOZZOLOGIA

• TEOREMI DELLA CANZONE CUOZZA

“una canzone si può ascoltare fino a quando non è in cima alle classifiche”

“la bellezza di una canzone è inversamente proporzionale all’età della stessa”

"Song: volume = cuozzo: gassed"

"If X> 3.00 minutes listening = 0"

"Alessio & Raffaello vrenzola = bone: dog

" the beauty of a song is directly proportional to the look of one who sings "

• THEOREM TONY MONTANA

the charms of directly proprorzionale Cuozzo and its level of crime"

• THEOREMS OF DANGER
  

"luxury + speed = pussy "

"Luxury + speed + balance on two wheels = more pussy!"

• THEOREM CRIMINAL APPEAL

"level crime> Police = tolerance level is still the coolest!"

• THEOREM OF NICOTINE

"the success of the cuozzo vrenzole is directly proportional to the stench of smoke that she's wearing"

• THEOREM OF FUN DISASTER
  

more a thing is destroyed or defaced, the greater the fun to this product

THEOREM
• POPPINS

The contents of the bag is inversely proportional to its size

• THEOREM OF COMEDY VULGARIS
  

Fun caused by a joke of a cuozzo is directly proportional to the level of vulgarity and squalor in it contained

• THEOREM OF MASS

If X belongs to Cuozzo, X belongs therefore to the "mass"

X is any object, thought, speech, manner, etc. .

• THEOREM SH

The quality of the social life of a cuozzo is directly proportional to the displacement and the type of half owned by him

• THEOREM SIVVER

cuozzo For each there is always at least a couple of original silver sold.

1, corollary: In a group of Cuozzo (more than two people) there is always at least one of them wearing a pair of nike silver.

2 ° corollary: if not absurd occurred on 1 corollary, the owner does not wear them for reasons of force majeure:

1. broke recently and has not yet had time to buy a new one pair.
2. are being washed.
3. the context is not considered suitable for the use of silver.
   

• THEOREM OF BRILLIANCE:

greater the amount of reflection that your clothing has, the more likely to be noticed among the masses.

• THEOREM ALADDIN:

More skin color is dark, the better your look.

1, corollary of the theorem is true even if Aladdin is the only facial skin to be darker.
2 ° corollary: Aladdin's theorem is true even if we intend to dark shades other than black (purple, orange)

• THEOREM RICH:

The beauty of something is directly proportional to its selling price.

• Theorem 1, Parking:

Necessary and not sufficient for the success of a stand is that the beauty of the medium on which it is carried out is greater than or equal to that of the vehicle's parked.

• THEOREM FON-WAX:

The hair needs to challenge the strength of winds and gravity, remaining unchanged until they return home.

1, corollario: non è consentito uscire di casa se il capello non è acconciato.
2° corollario: se per assurdo il teorema non è verificato, il soggetto indossa un cappello che non va mai tolto nemmeno nelle situazioni più estreme (caldo, posti dove è vietato esplicitamente, colonia di pidocchi, ecc.)