Furry Yiff Animations

TEOREMI FONDAMENTALI DELLA CUOZZOLOGIA

• TEOREMI DELLA CANZONE CUOZZA

“una canzone si può ascoltare fino a quando non è in cima alle classifiche”

“la bellezza di una canzone è inversamente proporzionale all’età della stessa”

"Song: volume = cuozzo: gassed"

"If X> 3.00 minutes listening = 0"

"Alessio & Raffaello vrenzola = bone: dog

" the beauty of a song is directly proportional to the look of one who sings "

• THEOREM TONY MONTANA

the charms of directly proprorzionale Cuozzo and its level of crime"

• THEOREMS OF DANGER
  

"luxury + speed = pussy "

"Luxury + speed + balance on two wheels = more pussy!"

• THEOREM CRIMINAL APPEAL

"level crime> Police = tolerance level is still the coolest!"

• THEOREM OF NICOTINE

"the success of the cuozzo vrenzole is directly proportional to the stench of smoke that she's wearing"

• THEOREM OF FUN DISASTER
  

more a thing is destroyed or defaced, the greater the fun to this product

THEOREM
• POPPINS

The contents of the bag is inversely proportional to its size

• THEOREM OF COMEDY VULGARIS
  

Fun caused by a joke of a cuozzo is directly proportional to the level of vulgarity and squalor in it contained

• THEOREM OF MASS

If X belongs to Cuozzo, X belongs therefore to the "mass"

X is any object, thought, speech, manner, etc. .

• THEOREM SH

The quality of the social life of a cuozzo is directly proportional to the displacement and the type of half owned by him

• THEOREM SIVVER

cuozzo For each there is always at least a couple of original silver sold.

1, corollary: In a group of Cuozzo (more than two people) there is always at least one of them wearing a pair of nike silver.

2 ° corollary: if not absurd occurred on 1 corollary, the owner does not wear them for reasons of force majeure:

1. broke recently and has not yet had time to buy a new one pair.
2. are being washed.
3. the context is not considered suitable for the use of silver.
   

• THEOREM OF BRILLIANCE:

greater the amount of reflection that your clothing has, the more likely to be noticed among the masses.

• THEOREM ALADDIN:

More skin color is dark, the better your look.

1, corollary of the theorem is true even if Aladdin is the only facial skin to be darker.
2 ° corollary: Aladdin's theorem is true even if we intend to dark shades other than black (purple, orange)

• THEOREM RICH:

The beauty of something is directly proportional to its selling price.

• Theorem 1, Parking:

Necessary and not sufficient for the success of a stand is that the beauty of the medium on which it is carried out is greater than or equal to that of the vehicle's parked.

• THEOREM FON-WAX:

The hair needs to challenge the strength of winds and gravity, remaining unchanged until they return home.

1, corollario: non è consentito uscire di casa se il capello non è acconciato.
2° corollario: se per assurdo il teorema non è verificato, il soggetto indossa un cappello che non va mai tolto nemmeno nelle situazioni più estreme (caldo, posti dove è vietato esplicitamente, colonia di pidocchi, ecc.)