Friday, April 20, 2007

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LA NEOMELODICA (POPNAPSOUND)

was from Naples always the city of music, because the people of Naples inexplicably brings her singing talent in his DNA, not to mention the musicality that has the Neapolitan dialect.
The classic Neapolitan song so it was for centuries the other holding the flag the honor of Naples and its colorful people.
With the post Second World War, one begins to see the first signs of a population that is gradually through years went to meet an awkward social situation. The origin of
neomelodica is only in the hands of the last king of Naples, Mario Merola. The world's most famous digger has carried on the musical culture of Naples, until, in 1992 decided not to publicly give his inheritance to a young singer came to weddings and piano bar, Gigi D'Alessio.
The song which they sang together is still one of the most listened to and the actual rod that passes by the 'father' of Naples 'son'.
The song is called 'Cient'anne', and is contained in the first album the singer was born and raised in the district Health of Naples, 'Let me sing'.
The success of this young man bursting from his forehead immediately triggered a chain reaction that shook the music scene forever Campania.
has long been talked about musical revolution, Lea Salonga was a singer who has experimented a lot with pop music, in fact was one of the first to write songs that appeal to the classic Neapolitan is the new-wave Italian. Parallel to the development
tamarro, there has been a new type of music live exclusively in the Campania region, which later took the name of neomelodica (new tune).
The meaning of this term can be explained by as if time was a general desire to change (too bad that you have not changed for the better).
names Ciro Ricci, Mauro Nardi, Gianni Celeste, and also consecutively to Dany Mimmo, indicate that something had already been born.
Most scholars, however, attributed to Gigi D'Alessio credited with having created a new idea on how to make music.
fact it was the career Gigi D'Alessio to give the example that anything can be suddenly called singers. Since the mid-90s
years older Italian culture has had a radical change.
Just look for a couple of minutes, the schedule of national networks (not to mention the local ones) to see that ignorance and stupidity of these times abound.
There are no more than ideological currents that have passed through the previous centuries.
Especially for young people the day it becomes sterile and approval of mind is now on the agenda. The
cuozzo, then, taking possession of the phenomenon of neomelodica, that kind of musical backing tracks built in elaborate computer (low-elevation technique and artistic) and text if you do not speak anything but banal love stories among the beasts 2000, he was able to create a new kind of music, popnapsound, suitable to his brand new developments.
Inflation of aspiring 'singers' has led to a new era for the record companies ("scientifically" called criminal associations), or experiment with new genres, out towards cuozzaggini even more disconcerting, in fact give us more material cuozzologi!
Music as scientifically demonstrates the kind of neomelodica is essential for the purposes of modern cuozzo.
What could be more attractive to a vrenzola a cuozzo running a video on TLC?
The end justifies the means, this is the most typical cuozzo.
There is nothing more that just follow the crowd, especially if you are female!
ponapsounder The axiom is that of a singer is strictly neomelodico fashion, this is the second boor famous (I'm not even able to imagine how big the globe ...), has a huge amount of money and running with the best cuozzomobili to Naples. But the common
cuozzo what he hears? That is the question that is tormenting you, you respond immediately to list the musical genre known to modern cuozzo common
  • Neomelodica
  • Popnapsound (it's in second place because it is still an experiment)
  • House Music
  • Sometimes some pills Techno
  • soft Italian Songs (The cuozzo coupled)
  • Hits * The torment of the moment and in the course of the summer
The vrenzole rather have ears only for:
  • course neomelodica & popnapsound (real adulation for these fustacci Neapolitan)
  • House Music 24h/24
  • soft Italian Songs that speak of love only (very often banal songs commercial)
  • R & B (i cuozzologi are investigating why only a certain range of these songs are heard)
  • Hit Mania Dance 200x (must be absolutely the last)

* hits: the pop songs commercialissime rankings of the most squalid of the peninsula and the most 'catchy' Festivalbar.

conclude by stating the theorems lyrics Cuozzo:

"a song can be heard until it is at the top of the charts"

"the beauty of a song is inversely proportional to age the same"

"song: volume = cuozzo: gassed"

"If X> 3.00 minutes listening = 0"

"Alessio & Raffaello vrenzola = bone: dog

" the beauty of a song is directly proportional to the look of one who sings "

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LA CRIMINALITA'

the basis of all ideology Cuozzo's theorem 'criminal DDO, which is "the charm of Cuozzo and proprorzionale directly to his level of criminality."
This theorem is self-explanatory, which is why the fashion Cuozzo is very focused on a brand look that much 'a criminal! The
vrenzola is attracted to a breed crime and all that is illegal, so the only living cuozzo 'parked' (in the language of Cuozzo mean approach) tries in every way to attract towards you l ' female specimen.
cuozzo For there are many ways of being a criminal, and each pack is different from the other the crime rate reached.
It starts from the wardrobe to go through the ways to move and speak, you end up defying the danger. The danger for the
cuozzo is a real weapon of seduction, is the wild card that allows him to achieve sexual intercourse with his partner.
studying the habits of this beast we can deduce that there are different levels of danger:



  • alcohol, or drunk by showing that you are ready to drink it all to be accepted by the rest of the pack
  • soft drug, introns convincing gl'altri that your body holds all the real hard and smoke pot
  • hard drugs, riservata a cuozzi d’èlite, per coloro che osano sfidare la tossicodipendenza pur di emulare i loro beniamini in tv
  • La guida di automobili di grossa cilindrata, sperimentare tutta la potenza dei cilindri del motore rischiando la vita (il cuozzo crede ciecamente ad una combinazio infallibile che fa nascere un nuovo teorema: “lusso + velocità = figa)
  • La guida di motocicli di grossa cilindrata, sfidare la forza di gravità sfrecciando su due ruote, il rischio aumenta
  • La guida di motociclette da corsa, il cuozzo che possiede un patrimonio esoso è capace di spendere i soldi per questi gioiellini a due ruote che aumentano il pericolo e sostituiscono il teorema precedente con questo: “lusso + velocità + equilibrio su due ruote = più figa!)
  • Tarantelle, può sembrare sciocco ma il bullismo per il cuozzo è al di sopra di tutto (essendo ignorante non percepisce la vera soglia del pericolo guidando ad alta velocità), prendere le ormai fatidiche questioni per un cuozzo insapiens-scelestus (cuozzo criminale incosciente) è di rito, fa parte di quei famosi mezzi che vengono giustificati sempre con il solito ‘fine’. Il cuozzo cerca inspiegabilmente rogna con il solo scopo di prendersi a mazzate con il malcapitato di turno, o ancor più prestigiosa è una vera lotta tra branchi (il famoso cuozzo gladiator).
  • La polizia, è l’apogeo del pericolo per il cuozzo, most of their lives. The cuozzo challenge the prison at all costs, showing off that famous courage that enables us to deduce the following theorem: "level crime> Police = tolerance level is still the coolest !!!". Cops (Ggguardie) are the number one enemy of the flock, those who are unable to seduce the cuozzo vrenzola to fully and particularly a very popular breed, the now famous vrenzola rincretinitas (head alone).
examined the levels of risk we can easily explain what happened to the city of Naples and its inhabitants. The
cuozzo, pets and the Neapolitan who became the most fascinating criminal ideology, making it a true religion (the religion of Catholicism only cuozzo, football and crime, with their respective deities: God, Diego Armando Maradona, and Tony Montana), a phenomenon that only occurred in the Italian Mezzogiorno, while the contrary in north-central regions of the crime is seen as a human wickedness (in the Campania cuozzologo instead studying a completely different wickedness: obviously cuozzo). The Neapolitan Camorra, the mafia, the Ndrangheta and the Sacra Corona Unita for cuozzo are institutions, something to think about and be inspired. The features that surround
gl'uomini Camorra are those things that for the life of cuozzo are primary goods. If
as we have already that the end justifies the means, the attainment of primary goods through illegal ways is (pardon the pun) lawful.
One thing that we have not yet explained scientifically is that like any animal, Cuozzo has a primitive instinct, to become strong, then get respect. The
cuozzo then how her ancestor was already tamarro, everything takes on only the negative side of things. In fact, the cuozzo has a very strange relationship with the cinema. Only has knowledge of films about organized crime, we still list them:

  • The Camorra (comparable to the scriptures)
  • Scarface (where the god Tony s'invoca Montana)
  • Bronx
  • The trilogy The Godfather
  • Carlito's Way
  • Goodfellas
  • Blow (because foo)
  • A special category of Cuozzo has seen all the movies of Mario Merola talking about Camorra
Finally remember that the purpose of the speech typical of cuozzo provincialotto is the story of events that happened in their country of Camorra (the Cuozzo have a direct relationship with these elements almost to the point of talking about them as if they knew personally).

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L'OGGETTO DEL DESIDERIO

approved, obvious, superficial and morally empty. The Cuozzo is an animal who devotes his whole life to meet of his desire: a full report with a vrenzola.
vrenzola But who is this? How will never attract around if so many dogs unleashed and fonato hair? Let's find out together.
vrenzola The female is a mammal. Its natural habitat is the sidewalk of a street in the center (which is the province of Naples). Spend hours and hours to adjust his body and decorated with accessories from the absurd taste very kitsch!
's hair is always a vrenzola burned because they are continuously stressed by devices such as plates and similar nonsense.
Brooches, earrings, bracelets and necklaces are the reference point of each vrenzola. She strongly believes that the glitter ol'irritante punch you in the eye of some heavy color is predominant in its ultimate goal: to make her angry like. The clothing of a
vrenzola is always inappropriate and very uncomfortable to wear. Very low-cut shirts and adherents, belts weighing at least three pounds, low rise tight pants that leave nothing to the imagination and decolletage unrealistic colors with at least two feet in heels. The veteran
vrenzola it under their feet instead of the old plant has the sequoia, and already, walking the sidewalks of Naples streets wearing shoes and the like generated by the Guinness Book of Records!
Color is the thing that should draw the Masculo cuozzo, but if the ray ban are so dark as not to see them in all their chrome, there is always the scent, which with its two and a half liters at a time allows them to get the spotlight. The peculiarity of
vrenzola is beyond ridiculous to search for the feminine principle, to try in every way to stay in the spotlight. The
vrenzola of facts is noisy and scholars at the University of London were in Naples in 2005 to study them as the main cause of noise pollution! The
vrenzola has its trump cards:

  • heel (please spiked) with sub-woofer
  • Schioppetto chewing gum in ultra sounds (the Dogs are an endangered species for that matter)
  • The sharp rattle caused by the large amount of bracelets and necklaces
  • Clapping inappropriately howling for a fleeting enjoyment
  • The deafening volume of the voice that reaches very high values \u200b\u200bwhen the gang of vrenzole is large
To be the center of the performance by vrenzola gives us cry. If he spends all his time to get stuck in a shirt instead of the make-up and then when the verse speaks very reminiscent of cuozzo, then after all that their femininity is lost!
lamps that destroy the natural pH of the skin and any mezzuccio are attempts to look more beautiful to attract stares disaster on himself. The
cuozzo season degl'amore exudes a strong smell of cigarettes and wax with sweat, but vrenzola pollutes the environment with the only scent that when you go to buy it instead of boccietta give you a five-liter jerry can. Receive
advances (AVE pusteggia na) is the result of research attention. The
cuozzo in these moments of his life gives us unrealistic box containing all his register (ten words), which is no bad vrenzola the mica is also very generous to let us hear how a woman!
In an audio recording of a colleague of mine has been difficult to identify what the verse of cuozzo are very simili quando il livello di testosterone aumenta.
La stagione degli amori è l’obbiettivo del cuozzo ed il momento di gloria della vrenzola.
Non solo poter scegliere quale di queste bestie prendersi per approfittarsi dei suoi quattrini, ma anche per offendere le compagne di branco lanciandosi in vere e proprie sfide.
A Napoli sono anni che esiste un tipo di lotta femminile che ci invidiano in tutto il mondo. Le vrenzole di ceti bassissimi hanno primati imbattibili e hanno anche il coraggio di vantarsene.
Questa disciplina è una sub-categoria della lotta libera, si chiama ‘o strascin’.
Le due lottatrici si tirano a capelli mentre osservano i difetti estetici della rivale enunciandoli ad alta voce con toni suadenti.
If the fighting goes on it is durable with adjectives that relate to their being of easy virtue and it's a hereditary thing.
Among the contenders is scientific: a lock of hair is lost for sure.
But the search continues femininity. Not only are they aggressive, but detailed studies confirm that many people give us many ways tomboy, we have seen with our eyes spitting candy greenish one meter away.
The feature that I enjoy most is their ability to drive motors in the wrong direction and never run into a traffic accident.
Sometimes their hypocrisy touches the stars! They are so rude and rough and then softened with a teddy bear Winnie commercial The Pooh ™ and the film 3msc ® (Three Steps Over Heaven).
Another nice feature of this creature: dance. There
vrenzola respecting that love to dance. The disco nights, getting drunk with the gas, make half a shot of cane and see the poor dead grandmother that gives you a double, appearing on all the pics on the shared links of the clubs, hanging out with extra luxury and insulting Cuozzo 'friend because his appearance is not pleasant, this is the buzz for vrenzola!
His insatiable desire to be a woman becomes ridiculous when he becomes the object of our studies. Now you're probably wondering why they can not understand that there are female? The answer is the final goal of our studies. All the rest is history!

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L'ISTRUZIONE

The key feature is its ignorance. The Cuozzo is an animal that has necessarily need things to talk about, so his vocabulary is more or less than fifty words.
The languages \u200b\u200bof modern cuozzo are Neapolitan, a curious interpretation of Italian grammar and a dozen English words acquired in a geezer from uncertain sources.
cuozzo The most common is that lives in bars, barber shops or salons in betting shops (point Snai). They are extraordinarily
owners of a middle school (quietly showing he did not know all that is part of those studies) and most of them even dare enrollment in high school. In the high schools
cuozzo not live very well, because the severity and the subjects you are studying a spanner in the works for his morning 'hunting prey'. So it is much easier
who settled between the banks (or rather in the corridors) degl'istituti professional short ones where you do a CA ** O!
Most of these mammals pass a period in excess of the regular school year (five years) to make it against the seduction of baby vrenzola (vrenzola muccusas) can be done by practicing acts of hazing and squalid jokes about teachers.
Some of them still, after years of enrollment over negl'istituti not know the real reason why we go to school, or education.
In most cases, that is where the coupling between a and a cuozzo vrenzola occurs when the male mammal struts of the low yield obtained at the end of quarter. The habitat of a perfect
cuozzo the morning and then in the school cafeteria, or missing in the corridors, where out of context to try to see how much he spent to buy clothing that the fashion of the moment requires Cuozzo. Smoking a cigarette is
cuozzo for another way to win the prize, the theorem Nicotine says: "The success of the cuozzo vrenzole is directly proportional to the stench of smoke that she's wearing." The
vrenzola muccusas remains haunted by the smell aphrodisiac cuozzo when these issues as a whole more than the smell of smoke D & G ™!
serious about finding out who can satisfy their sexual desires, is exempt from an education, then his ignorance is directly proportional to the time that passes, the more that a theorem is a fact!
Subjunctive wrong, impossible adverbs, superlatives used in place of comparative majority, are only the basis of sound grammar Cuozzo! The
Neapolitan cocktail with some reminiscence of the elementary school grammar of the language of the Italian form cuozzo.
English language as we have said is unknown and impossible to decipher just who he is, as it is called by Cuozzo, nu SUĠĠETT, can understand.
sources could be a video game, a movie, played some songs for the event. We do not know. Of course the pearls of cuozzo are incredibly successful when (and only he can do it) to put a small sentence that makes sense unfinished, Neapolitan, Italian and English word incorrectly delivered in an incomprehensible manner.
Therefore analyzing its cultural baggage, so it is received under the Scheme which understand that the philosophy of materialism that is indisputably cuozzo cuozzo.
The thing that leaves all of rock is an animal from such a low IQ is also owner of a philosophical doctrine.
I leave you comments.

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LE ORIGINI DEL MITO

No one knows exactly when to pop in Naples is the figure of the modern cuozzo (cuozzo insapiens-insapiens), but surely we can go back in time to the 80s. In 1980 the term was born
tamarro (from Tamm, 'date-seller') and with it the kind of course tamarri, or primates, of gl'antenati Cuozzo. The
tamarro by definition is nothing but a boy in the suburbs, crude and clumsy, who follows fashion, but it takes gl'aspetti most blatant and vulgar (see 'Zingarelli 2007').
Superficially, you're probably wondering: is not the same thing? We will answer without batting an eye: No!
In Italy in the 80s in most of the Western world, there was a strong influence of American culture.
After the carefree psychedelic 60s and 70s was the time a decade later nicknamed, 'the years of plastic'.
The U.S. imported in the Old World customs and tacky to say the least! In those years in Italy
beings which appeared paninari, punks, yuppies i ('Chiattilli') and tamarri.
latter according to their different characteristics and also took over from Naples was soon the mother of the first examples of this primitive species. The
cuozzologi the twenty-first century have come to know this thanks to creautura first great scientist and well-known Neapolitan singer-songwriter Tony Tammaro. The content of his songs (many prefer to call scientific treatises of First Instance) gleefully told the stereotypes of tamarro of Naples and its habits.
The people still ignoring criticism that genius behind its simple ballads lurks a careful study of the lives of these hominids. The
tamarro is typically tacky and is very easy to classify.
In 1984 another word, the 'Truzzi', then in 1992 founded its synonym, 'Pizarro'. In the complex science
cuozzologica Truzzi and Pizarro are a bit like the big-bang theory, are only hypotheses. Most scientists, however, gives a different meaning to these words, giving them the task of being the link between the first stage, ie the good old tamarro and the various evolutions of cuozzo. The advent of the mammal
vulgar in the city of Pulcinella was therefore suggested in 1995, here is his evolution:
  • CUOZZINIDE
  • Cuozzo VULGARIS habilis
  • Cuozzo MOTOCICLUS-ERECTUS
  • CUOZZO INSAPIENS
  • CUOZZO INSAPIENS-INSAPIENS
Il cuozzo è ormai all’apice della sua evoluzione anche se certi studiosi ritengono che l’ultimo stadio del cuozzo sia quello di ‘CUOZZO POPNAPSOUND INSAPIENS’ o come volgarmente viene definito cantante neomelodico.

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IL CUOZZO

Il cuozzo. Vi siete mai domandati cosa sia quest’essere insignificante? Avete mai cercato di scoprire l’etimologia del termine? E l’origine di questa specie? Avete mai osato soltanto per un minuto chiudere gl’occhi e immaginare cosa sia la città di Napoli senza la presenza di questa simpatica bestia? Se non Ever been bitten by the idea of \u200b\u200bdoing so we take care of, residents of a Naples that day after day there is less and less and gradually burning in the flames of degradation and squalor.
The study of this phenomenon, Neapolitan born from the desire to change the air we breathe air polluted by ideology increasingly Cuozzo and all that leads to a slow but consolidated approval.
First we want people to through the results of our studies to be informed of this being that lives around us and who sometimes willingly or unwillingly enters a part of our lives.
cuozzo Who is? I'll have you ever wondered? The answer is on a high powered motor darting fearlessly and wearing flashy clothes and a taste slightly rough at times.

This is cuozzo! Being without a personality, a sort of zombie that is not capable of thinking for themselves, fascinated by the mesmerizing chant of the mass like a Homeric siren.

The cuozzo live in packs and like most mammals can be called a predator. His prey is the woman. Its sole aim is the woman. Its sole purpose is therefore to "eat" his preda.Nell 'habitat where he usually lives cuozzo (bars, clubs, Snai point, amusement arcades, supermarkets O, etc..) opportunities to succeed in doing is more, the fact of its establishment is indeed caused by the huge presence of female specimens of this mammal, what we scholars call we just vrenzola (etymology uncertain but certainly from the dialect Neapolitan).
The vrenzola cuozzo has the same characteristics as the only difference being that while one is alive only and exclusively to achieve the connection, it attempts to fill gl'attimi of his life just being in competition with its like.
The vrenzola therefore has no real feelings and space only the most reckless selfishness, showing off a dress incredibly showy and often vulgar.
mass obviously affects the mind of this extraordinary example, by dictating rigid and unquestionable fees at everything he does and says.
Fashion is the phenomenon that attracts more and more it is studied by cuozzologi.
The clothing accessories including the worship of any self-respecting cuozzo or vrenzola.
Combing for cuozzo is very important. The numbers among its cuozzo has made one of hairdressing eccentric.
hair have a mutation of cuozzo Over the years different hairstyles degl'esseri humans.
does not matter whether it is good or bad, you only need to be "fashion" (quest'aggettivo has joined the lexicon cuozzo few years).
wax, straightening cream and Fohn cuozzo are essential to ensure the public can show its charm.
Every single feature of this animal acute ignorance will be treated in greater detail later.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

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INTERVISTA DOPPIA

To test the validity of our studies we have done some simple questions to a human being and a cuozzo.


Luca Name Aitana
Bulsara Surname Esposito
jardagorn nickname 'O' fescionissim "
20 Age 23
Naples City Haret 'or Marion
Men Sex Minimum! Nu song "Chiavettieri!
1.8 Height Meza beauty
Brown Hair Fonat
Brown Eyes Comm 'or hair
Free status Italy!
Humor The part of you that you like 'Block, I entertained the appendix accungiat' DDO barber!
Laziness What do you like least? E "cciglije! me the premium 'ffa!
currently studying What do you do? Tenco 'or' macazzin "'and heartache
I would like to become a writer Do you have any project in the future? Sabbat Jamm dance to, really want NAV?
I do not like alcohol Drink? 'or Sabbath sfonn me' or cranije!
No, I am disgusted smoke? Yes Wilt 'ffa dduje tir?
Mai luckily Have you ever gotten drunk? Viennarì m'aggije comm'a fatt 'mmerd!
I tried. Yuck! Have you ever smoked a joint? Me a lineage head, Brother!
No Have you ever done of ecstasy? Quann stann ‘e festin putent!
Nemmeno Di cocaina? No però l’aggia ‘ffà!
14 anni A che età hai avuto il primo rapporto sessuale? Cioè chiavà?
Veramente… Fai uso del preservativo? No, ‘o ‘bbott a for!
L’altro ieri dalla mia fidanzata Quando è stata l’ultima volta che hai fatto l’amore? ‘Aier m’aggije magnat ‘na guaglione ‘nda “Smatt”
Idee fatte per fotterci Cos’è la destra? ‘A man ca scriv
È un’utopia, ma tra i due mali… E la sinistra? Chell’at
Votai Romano Prodi Who did you vote last election? 'O cainat' and cuginem!
I do not believe most, 6 How important to you from 1 to 10 policy? 1, both or teng 'or post!
8 Sex? 10
6 Love 9, Quann to Guaglione chiamm to 'ttelefen!
9 Friendship? Quann know kekazz 10, Quann know sciem 1
6, I leave it to whom it may concern! The beauty? Fratomo, not a pucciarto, 10
9 The? Kere?
6.5, sometimes a struggle to remain on the books study? Chill 'and ll'avvocat? 9 sin anna pava even a heartache!
7 work? 1, the 'o de macazzin is heartache!
8 Fun? 10
6 machine? 10, 'or that trans mes Vagh to seize' or "Goff" uldim the tip!
2 (rate estimation) Scooter? 10, Minim!
4, just for its utility the phone? Quann is the ultimate tip 10
10 music? 9, we know napulitana
5 Football? I put 10 to you and X 'in ngpp Tack!
6, because purtroppo servono I soldi? 5, song nu guaglione modest ‘o frat”
50 € / 100 € Quanto spendi al mese per l’abbigliamento? Comm minim 3000 € ‘o mes!
Tutte le canzoni che posseggo La cosa a cui tieni di più? ‘O beverlì a “dducient”!
La trilogia di “Ritorno al futuro” Your favorite movie? The Camorra, is too nu MOSTR Brother!
I'm not a fan, however, the Naples Your favorite team? FOZZZA NAPOLI!
The Queen always! Your favorite singer? Alessio, Brother!
I have too many! Your favorite song? The uldim 'Ca' it!
Aaaaaaaah! Hihihihi! Make a scream Jooooooooooo! WUA that dije 'and traccije!
No indeed it is fun! Have you fed up with this interview? WUA staje azzeccann myself 'and "ppont!
Ok, Hello Gary! Greet the other CIA skin!
Hello guys, many beautiful "legs"! Salutaci guagliù CIA, CIA ciakkare!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

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CUOZZOPARTY

One of Cuozzo par excellence is its permanent presence at parties! Our collaborator
Selphie few days ago this was one of these parties and has considered carefully the behavior of Cuozzo in this particular context, these are the characteristics of cuozzoparty:

1) tend to cheer for each ac ** t that feel
2) when the appetizers arrive, no one dares to take the first, but when it is snapped, he begins the fight to the death with forks until he remains the last appetizer which remains for ever in the pot
3) always cry, even if the person you are speaking is near or in front of them
4) are just a few seconds of time, take the phone to see some idiot who shot the video
5), even if two people have always been disgusted for a lifetime, at a party tend to become best friends
6 ) the first thing they do when they see a particular vrenzola dressed begin to scream out loud "ohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
7) are out of tune
8) when it comes untap the bottle, everyone hide behind each other
9) there is always the duty vrenzola that just sees a panzarotto, is to / close to / a: "We in the middle? You know, the diet ..." although it is thinner than a toothpick
10) happens at least 90% of cases there are at least three people wearing the same clothes that have
11) if the party keep in a nightclub, they tend to scream when they hear the first Cuozzo notes and then sing a song (obviously stone)
12) when it comes to dancing, no one comes to the first track, but if they find someone who starts, then sling together

expect feedback to update this list!