Costumes For Crutches

INTERVISTA DOPPIA

To test the validity of our studies we have done some simple questions to a human being and a cuozzo.

Luca	Name	Aitana
Bulsara	Surname	Esposito
jardagorn	nickname	'O' fescionissim "
20	Age	23
Naples	City	Haret 'or Marion
Men	Sex	Minimum! Nu song "Chiavettieri!
1.8	Height	Meza beauty
Brown Hair		Fonat
Brown Eyes		Comm 'or hair
Free	status	Italy!
Humor	The part of you that you like	'Block, I entertained the appendix accungiat' DDO barber!
Laziness	What do you like least?	E "cciglije! me the premium 'ffa!
currently studying	What do you do?	Tenco 'or' macazzin "'and heartache
I would like to become a writer	Do you have any project in the future?	Sabbat Jamm dance to, really want NAV?
I do not like alcohol	Drink?	'or Sabbath sfonn me' or cranije!
No, I am disgusted	smoke?	Yes Wilt 'ffa dduje tir?
Mai luckily	Have you ever gotten drunk?	Viennarì m'aggije comm'a fatt 'mmerd!
I tried. Yuck!	Have you ever smoked a joint?	Me a lineage head, Brother!
No	Have you ever done of ecstasy?	Quann stann ‘e festin putent!
Nemmeno	Di cocaina?	No però l’aggia ‘ffà!
14 anni	A che età hai avuto il primo rapporto sessuale?	Cioè chiavà?
Veramente…	Fai uso del preservativo?	No, ‘o ‘bbott a for!
L’altro ieri dalla mia fidanzata	Quando è stata l’ultima volta che hai fatto l’amore?	‘Aier m’aggije magnat ‘na guaglione ‘nda “Smatt”
Idee fatte per fotterci	Cos’è la destra?	‘A man ca scriv
È un’utopia, ma tra i due mali…	E la sinistra?	Chell’at
Votai Romano Prodi	Who did you vote last election?	'O cainat' and cuginem!
I do not believe most, 6	How important to you from 1 to 10 policy?	1, both or teng 'or post!
8	Sex?	10
6	Love	9, Quann to Guaglione chiamm to 'ttelefen!
9	Friendship?	Quann know kekazz 10, Quann know sciem 1
6, I leave it to whom it may concern!	The beauty?	Fratomo, not a pucciarto, 10
9	The?	Kere?
6.5, sometimes a struggle to remain on the books	study?	Chill 'and ll'avvocat? 9 sin anna pava even a heartache!
7	work?	1, the 'o de macazzin is heartache!
8	Fun?	10
6	machine?	10, 'or that trans mes Vagh to seize' or "Goff" uldim the tip!
2 (rate estimation)	Scooter?	10, Minim!
4, just for its utility	the phone?	Quann is the ultimate tip 10
10	music?	9, we know napulitana
5	Football?	I put 10 to you and X 'in ngpp Tack!
6, because purtroppo servono	I soldi?	5, song nu guaglione modest ‘o frat”
50 € / 100 €	Quanto spendi al mese per l’abbigliamento?	Comm minim 3000 € ‘o mes!
Tutte le canzoni che posseggo	La cosa a cui tieni di più?	‘O beverlì a “dducient”!
La trilogia di “Ritorno al futuro”	Your favorite movie?	The Camorra, is too nu MOSTR Brother!
I'm not a fan, however, the Naples	Your favorite team?	FOZZZA NAPOLI!
The Queen always!	Your favorite singer?	Alessio, Brother!
I have too many!	Your favorite song?	The uldim 'Ca' it!
Aaaaaaaah! Hihihihi!	Make a scream	Jooooooooooo! WUA that dije 'and traccije!
No indeed it is fun!	Have you fed up with this interview?	WUA staje azzeccann myself 'and "ppont!
Ok, Hello Gary!	Greet the other	CIA skin!
Hello guys, many beautiful "legs"!	Salutaci	guagliù CIA, CIA ciakkare!