One of Cuozzo par excellence is its permanent presence at parties! Our collaborator
Selphie few days ago this was one of these parties and has considered carefully the behavior of Cuozzo in this particular context, these are the characteristics of cuozzoparty:
1) tend to cheer for each ac ** t that feel
2) when the appetizers arrive, no one dares to take the first, but when it is snapped, he begins the fight to the death with forks until he remains the last appetizer which remains for ever in the pot
3) always cry, even if the person you are speaking is near or in front of them
4) are just a few seconds of time, take the phone to see some idiot who shot the video
5), even if two people have always been disgusted for a lifetime, at a party tend to become best friends
6 ) the first thing they do when they see a particular vrenzola dressed begin to scream out loud "ohohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
7) are out of tune
8) when it comes untap the bottle, everyone hide behind each other
9) there is always the duty vrenzola that just sees a panzarotto, is to / close to / a: "We in the middle? You know, the diet ..." although it is thinner than a toothpick
10) happens at least 90% of cases there are at least three people wearing the same clothes that have
11) if the party keep in a nightclub, they tend to scream when they hear the first Cuozzo notes and then sing a song (obviously stone)
12) when it comes to dancing, no one comes to the first track, but if they find someone who starts, then sling together
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